Sales Pitch Bloopers

Cheeky!

A colleague of mine had successfully completed the pitch and was being entertained by our Middle Eastern hosts in Dubai. Half way through the meal he passed wind thinking it was a local custom. The head of the Jordanian delegation remarked "You might be thinking that you are engaging in a local custom. You are not. That is the sole preserve of children and animals". Red faces all round!

Cheers!

After a significant pitch to a Japanese delegation, the MD turned to the Chairman of the Japanese conglomerate and offered the following toast "To Pearl Harbour!"

Tangled wires

At a pitch by Pratt and Whitney, the first speaker tripped over the microphone cable, knocked over the lectern, cut his hand on a shard of glass and tore his jacket on the upturned lectern. When his partner walked on to the stage a witty little wag said very loudly "Ah! Mr. Whitney I presume?"

The Future is ....

A well known mobile operator contact told this one about one of his senior management team who did a big presentation in Ireland to a large, mainly Catholic, audience and finished it with their strap line..... 'The future's bright, the future's Orange!'

Please let me know if you have any others!